Kite Winning Entry

School is for suckers,
You learn nothing, right?
Geography, History – I’ve never been bright.

Math is for smart kids,
Division and sums,
What’s ‘Trigonometry’?
My brain’s going numb.

English – Yuck, Shakespeare!
Why trouble me so?
If thou were but clever,
T’would be easy to know.

P.E - my goodness,
Now don’t get me started.
I can’t run and can’t jump
Motivation’s departed.

I like nothing in school
Oh wait - just one thing,
I do like one part,
When the home bell goes “Riinngg”!