Mistic Pets

Welcome to Issue 49
Created by The Mistic Pets Team

Sprite or Imp?
Written By Valkyrie

When confronted with the need to choose between Imps and Sprites, you might find yourself indecisive. Here are a few little questions to help you chose which side best suits you:

If you are frequently tossed out of Jeremy's shop for excessive cuddling of the plushies - you might be a Sprite

If you list “Pulling the wings off of Fairies” as a hobby - you might be an Imp

If you have ever swooned with joy at the sight of a chubby unicorn – you might be a Sprite

If you consider committing small acts of terrorism all in a day’s work – you might be an Imp

If you consider giving Makato a mani/pedi for his birthday because he would just look smashing in peachy pearl nail polish – you might be a Spite

If you enjoy randomly pinching small children – you might be an Imp

If you leave sparkles where ever you go and sneeze glitter – you might be a Sprite

If you have lobbied to institute a “National Speeder Stomping Day”- you might be an Imp

If you consider a titter to be a valid form of communication – you might be a Sprite

If your wardrobe is primarily black, metal studded and composed of animal hides – you might be an Imp

If rainbows inspire you to run through the Mistic Kingdom tossing flowers in the air while singing, “Everyone is beautiful!” - you might be a Sprite

If you have toasted Mallow Kats over the burning remains of a May Pole – you might be an Imp

If you think Queen Boreal just needs a good hug to set her straight – you might be Sprite

If you see nothing wrong with chewing your toenails off in public – you might be an Imp

Remember, these are just a few tips to ensure that you find the appropriate kindred spirits. Whether you are seeking mayhem or just have the urge to dance with butterflies, make sure you take the time to really assess who your inner creature is. And if you find that really don't belong with Imps or Sprites, there's always next year – right?

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